Relationships

YOU matched on Tinder but now you’ve brought up politics, and that was a fatal mistake. But how to get through the evening without fist-fighting in Café Rouge?

A MAN has begun a punishing three-month training regimen to make him fit to meet his girlfriend’s parents for the first time.

A COUPLE have unveiled plans for the long-awaited holiday which will inevitably put an end to their three year long relationship.

A COUPLE have decided to spice things up in the bedroom by having sex.

IS your marriage a hopeless, rotting husk that needs to be ended as soon as possible for everyone’s sake, or do you just need a toastie? Find out:

A COUPLE who moved in together last week are on the brink of splitting up after a disagreement about how much to spend on a laundry basket.

A CAT has told its owner that it wants to be free to see and be fed by other people.

A WOMAN has managed to buy her husband a present before he bought it himself on Amazon.

A MAN is labouring under the delusion that he has won an argument with his wife.

A WOMAN has the amazing ability to take any compliment given her and instantly turn it into an insult, her partner has confirmed.