Relationships

A MAN and woman who arranged a daytime date to get to know each other were shouting drunk and ready to shag by late afternoon.

IF your life is a depressing failure, why not blame your mum and dad as Philip Larkin suggested? Here’s how to make them responsible for your personal shortcomings.

A 10-MONTH relationship has come to an abrupt end after a man bought his girlfriend a 'couples photo shoot' for her birthday.

A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put 'sex' on the to-do list.

A WOMAN on dating app has revealed she wants 'something casual' despite all her photos showing her in a bridesmaids dress or holding friends’ babies.

A MAN has received a massage so bad he suspects it was an attempt from his girlfriend to put him off them forever.

A MAN has made such a pretentious faff of tuning a guitar before playing it that his girlfriend can feel the life force seeping out of her.

A COUPLE with a shared Facebook profile will be divorced with three months, it has been confirmed.

ONE-NIGHT stands can be tricky. Should you sneak off like a criminal before they wake up or sit down for a full English with their parents? Our handy guide will help.

BORED of your sex life? Why not read about these wild new sexual positions, suggest to your partner you try them, and then not bother because surely sex is one thing you shouldn’t over-complicate?