Relationships

A WOMAN filling the lockdown days by flirting online has a truly exceptional number of dates lined up for when all this is over.

HALF the planet’s under lockdown, and your other half is under lockdown with you. What are the recurring questions this is bringing up?

A CO-HABITING couple are living through lockdown for all the world as if they will not split the moment it is over.

TWO co-workers who have been secretly sleeping together have admitted that the passion is not really surviving Zoom.

BOUGHT a jigsaw, begun a jigsaw, and found yourself frantically f**king because anything but the bloody jigsaw? Try these other ways to get going.

A MARRIED couple are kindly reaching out to their single friends who are too busy wanking, eating and getting drunk to answer.

LONELY? Here are the four of worst ex-lovers to start a texting spree with now you’re feeling unloved in lockdown.

OWNERS of inflatable sex dolls are asking their critics who the desperate, frustrated weirdos are now.

COUPLES unable to get out of the way of other pedestrians for fear of their love have been advised that they will be fine.

IS your relationship struggling during the lockdown? Check out these perfectly legal grounds for divorce while isolating.