Relationships

A WIFE who is very bored of hearing the same anecdote yet again is lying in wait to ruin it at just the right moment.

DO your friends already hate you because of how sickeningly loved-up you are? Taking up one of these awful couples' hobbies will really ratchet up the nausea.

A WOMAN only ever romantically involved with utter dickheads believes, based on her own experience, that all men are utter dickheads.

IF you wake up knackered and irritable most mornings it’s possible your partner is an annoying bastard to sleep with. Take our test and find out.

A MAN whose girlfriend suggested they do not buy each other presents this Christmas to save money has no idea he still has to get her something.

WOMAN have confirmed that they just bloody love a photo of a man holding a fish.

A MAN and woman who arranged a daytime date to get to know each other were shouting drunk and ready to shag by late afternoon.

IF your life is a depressing failure, why not blame your mum and dad as Philip Larkin suggested? Here’s how to make them responsible for your personal shortcomings.

A 10-MONTH relationship has come to an abrupt end after a man bought his girlfriend a 'couples photo shoot' for her birthday.

A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put 'sex' on the to-do list.