Relationships

CHANCES are the person you’ve chosen to be with isn’t as perfect as you. Here’s our guide to reworking them or, failing that, making them buckle to your will.

ARE you a middle-aged singleton unused to the terrifying new world of online dating? Here's how to minimise the trauma.

A MAN is bragging about his so-called sexual exploits while all three women he has slept with are making fun of him behind his back.

ARE you planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day in a totally selfish way? Here are some shitty things to inflict on your partner.

A WOMAN has belatedly realised that she is way out of her boyfriend’s league.

IF THE unspontaneous purchase of an overpriced Valentine’s card from the nearest convenient shop isn’t for you, try these ways of showing your partner you love them.

MEN hoping to impress women by playing an instrument have been reminded it does not apply to the ukulele.

ARE you tempted to enter into an inadvisable relationship because you haven’t had sex for ages? Here are some dates who should be setting off alarm bells.

YOU’RE in a doomed relationship and celebrating it next week would be a sick mockery of love. But should you stay in it for the chocolates? 

A MAN who is looking for a woman with ‘emotional intelligence’ who ‘looks beyond the surface’ has chose a six-pack selfie for his dating profile.