Relationships

CHILDREN want lessons about same-sex relationships to continue, but mainly because they are an excellent doss, they have announced.

THE proud grandparents of a newborn baby cannot wait to get started undermining all his parents’ hard work in every way possible.

A COUPLE are strongly considering splitting up after deciding to turn off their phones for an entire evening.

THE key to a happy relationship is reminding yourself that you cannot possibly do any better, it has been confirmed.

A MAN lauded for having taken part in a threesome wishes he could confess how disappointing the whole experience was.

DATING experts have advised anyone looking for romance to lie through their teeth.

ARE you at a date’s home and trying to work out if they’re completely mental? A quick look at the contents of their fridge will give you the definitive answer.

A MAN who has decided his dating profile picture is out of date is replacing it with one from five years ago rather than 10.

A MAN wrongly believes a manky bunch of supermarket flowers will lead to a thrilling sexual experience.

YES, it’s that time of year when society decides you should be unrealistically loved-up. So how is Valentine’s Day not living up to expectations for you?