Relationships

Woman's favourite evening activity is waiting for partner to fall asleep

A WOMAN has realised that she spends most evenings eagerly waiting for her partner to fall asleep so she can start doing what she actually wants to do.

Couple suddenly panicking that wedding may be on

A COUPLE who were secretly relieved that their September wedding would probably have to be postponed are now terrified they might have to go through with it.

Man does walk of shame from PornHub to his bed

A MAN embarked on a humiliating walk of shame from the world’s leading porn site to his bed.

Couple dating virtually can't keep their hands off themselves

A NEW couple who met online during lockdown are at themselves like rabbits.

How to rebuild your shattered relationship after lockdown

SIX weeks of isolation was, it turns out, all it took to smash your relationship with your partner to smithereens. But can it be put back together?

Couple in sexless lockdown experience taste of married life

A COUPLE going through a sexual rut during lockdown have been given a sneak preview of married life.

The couple's guide to arguing during lockdown

ARGUING is a great way to pass the time during lockdown. Here are some excellent blazing rows to bring your relationship to breaking point. 

Father quietly ditches dream of year-long campervan trip

A MIDDLE-CLASS father who has always said he would love to go on a year-long campervan trip around the world with his wife and kids has quietly revised his plans.

Flatmates wondering how much longer before they sleep with each other

TWO flatmates trapped together under lockdown are increasingly aware it is only a matter of time before they crack and shag each other.

'I don't mean to be rude,' quickly followed by rude comment

PEOPLE who use the phrase ‘I don’t mean to be rude’ always follow it up by saying something incredibly offensive which they definitely mean.