Relationships

A PAIR of brothers separated for the whole of lockdown have effortlessly slipped back into their emotionally detached rapport.

ARE you pining for romance among the socially-distanced? Try these virtual date ideas then be glad you’re alone until 2021.

NOT interested in any hanky-panky tonight? Want to let your partner down gently? Try these perfectly reasonable ways of getting out of it.

A COUPLE in a new home with an en-suite bathroom never knew how intimate they would become with each others’ excretions.

A MAN is facing divorce after his wife found him sobbing real tears at the end of a videogame.

A COUPLE have a fantastic relationship in all the moments when they are not arguing about where to go, what to eat, or how to do literally anything.

A CAT has formed a suspiciously strong bond with its owner’s boyfriend, she has confirmed.

A MAN has attempted to impress his date with all the aspects of his personality that make him an unbearable twat.

A WOMAN who has caught her boyfriend cheating for the fourth time has concluded that it must be her fault.

A WOMAN'S partner keeps starting conversations in front of the television believing he is more appealing than what she has chosen to watch.