Relationships

A MAN with a long, detailed explanation as to why he has chosen to be single is in fact just a bellend, it has emerged.

WHEN a relationship ends, it throws up questions about whether your ex was a toxic abusive manipulating gaslighter or a simple twat.

PARENTS of a newborn baby keep posting  images of it on social media even though it is incredibly ugly.

A NEW mum gave birth in her local pub so that her husband could see his baby being born.  

DO you know rather too much about superheroes, but also desire a sexual relationship with a real-life woman?

TAKE it from me, a man who hasn’t got laid this millennium, it’s scientifically impossible for men and women to have platonic friendships and not have sex.

WOMEN have agreed that friendship with other women is too stressful and plan to move to male-style friendships without any obligation for emotional support.

LOOKING to spice things up in the bedroom? Try these acrobatic and performative positions that will leave your partner wondering what they see in you.

DID you just ask someone how they’re feeling and now they’re actually telling you? Quash the conversation sharpish with these tips.

A MAN has confirmed that, contrary to all expectations and social morés, he would have sex on the first date if he felt it had gone well enough.