Science & Technology

PEOPLE will be able to say ‘F**k That' to event invitations from next week, Facebook has confirmed.

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has warned that the greatest danger facing humanity today is Brian Cox.

ASTRONAUT Tim Peake's friend has struggled to match his weekend news during a call to the International Space Station.

A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.

RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.

MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.

HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.