Science & Technology

FRUSTRATED Skype fans have been making deliberately fragmented calls on normal phones.

MOST of humanity would instinctively use a ‘selfie stick’ to catch a fish rather than for taking pictures of themselves, it has been confirmed.

ROBOTS have refused to replace humans in normal jobs and instead want vaguely defined roles ‘in the media’, it has emerged.

TECH giant Apple has met with a mixed response after unveiling a grey-haired man in a pair of jeans.

A MIDDLE-AGED father of two is obviously enjoying becoming an ‘expert’ on internet dangers.

SCIENTISTS have developed a new ‘age test’ based on when you were born.

SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.

A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.

THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.

A LYING bastard of an iPhone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.