Society

A SINGLE woman in her mid-30s with no kids cannot tell if she is winning at life or a complete and utter loser.

A FATHER and son tossing a ball back and forth are the most basic bitches in the park, onlookers have agreed.

THE return of imperial measurements is just the start of our glorious post-Brexit bonuses. Here’s what else we can look forward to.

BRITAIN’S hard-working cannabis dealers are to be allowed to sell in eighths and quarter-pounds again as a Brexit benefit.

HAS your child just started a new school? Here are five types of friends they’ll inevitably bring home that you’ll have to tolerate.

WHEN you were an acne and angst-ridden adolescent, you filled your diary with outraged hysterical moans. These six have proved surprisingly accurate.

A GEN Z 17-year-old is blown away that a woman in her late 30s is not utterly decrepit.

THE Queen is the wokest, most politically correct person in the entire British Isles, it has emerged.

SOME advertising slogans were amusing the first time you heard them. But the humour soon wore off after years of bellends grimly parroting them. Groan once more at these:

IN an odd move, the Winston Churchill Memorial Trust has dropped his first name because of his unacceptable views on race. But was he the greatest racist of his era? We investigate: