Society

GORGEOUS people are better than you, and deserve to live in a world without consequences. Here’s some of the bullshit behaviour they can get away with that us regular uggos can’t:

WONDERING why you’re seeing shoppers clear supermarket shelves despite explicitly being told they don’t have to? That’s because their panicked brains heard these thoughts instead.

A MAN who had only just worked his way through last year’s stockpiled pasta is now wearily heading out to buy another carful. 

THE end of the school year is here, and with it your child staggering home under the weight of all this crap.

THE requirement to socially distance ends today: here are some of the arseholes who are immediately going to be up in your grill.

LIFE as a woman is easy, and completely free from criticism and judgement. Unless you fall into any of these categories.

NOTHING pleases a Scotsman more than an English person paying tribute to their proud culture by saying a Scottish phrase in a terrible accent. Tom Logan of Colchester explains:

A MAN who proved himself no good in any other area of life has been similarly useless at teaching.

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ENGLAND has received irrefutable and final confirmation that everything they do as a team and nation only proves how shit they are.