Society

THE weird habit of writing ‘are’ instead of ‘our’ suggests many Brits are being failed by the education system. Here are some other worrying signs.

WONDERING how school kids are meant to express their British pride when they can’t even tie their shoelaces? Here are five weird ways they’ll be made to celebrate this strange day.

A REPORT has suggested that the idea of ‘white privilege’ is holding white children back. This is probably bollocks, but why not get angry about it anyway? Here’s how.

YOUR parents aren’t as backwards or as phobic as you believe. Here are five things they’re totally cool with through gritted teeth.

AN English woman with a single Scottish parent is under the impression that it makes her thrillingly exotic, it has emerged.

DO you need statues, flags and Empires to be an interesting person or can you do it all by yourself?

Want to make yourself feel better through mindless consumerism? Here are some items to purchase and forget.

BRITONS have been informed that mere labouring for long hours in precarious jobs for minimum wage does not entitle them to call themselves ‘working class’.

GOT children? Desperate to not be suffering alone? Then you’ve visited a parenting group on Facebook and met these people.

EVER think that irritating twats deliberately sit in your train carriage? Yeah, they do. Here’s the line-up of rail companions for your next 100 journeys.