Society

PARENTS of a child known for losing school clothing have decided to have him permanently sewn into his new school jumper.

ARE you frequently in state of silent rage about the twats in your local Asda? Here are some of the worst offenders.

A 66-YEAR-OLD has confirmed that life when he was younger was uncomfortable and difficult at the same time as being wonderful in every way.

WE all have our bad days which is why we’ve developed the vocabulary to describe shite, shitty or piss-awful experiences. But some arseholes say this bollocks instead.

‘SHOULD I keep Sancho in my fantasy football team?’ is just one of the questions puzzling dumbshit men across Britain today.

All children are profoundly thick and will believe any old crap. Here’s some of the nonsense you no doubt bought into.

THE past is a different country, especially the 1980s. Here are some of the horrors of the decade today’s youngsters have mercifully avoided.

AN online petition is being shared amongst social media users in a desperate plea for signatures as if it will lead to any f**king change whatsoever.

LONDON’S population of twats has finally stabilised after years of unprecedented skyrocketing, it has been confirmed.

LEFT-HANDED people have finally confessed that they do it deliberately for attention.