Society

IS YOUR knowledge of recreational drugs based on recycled anecdotes and terrifying cliches? Stephen Malley, who has only experimented with bitter, explains the effects.

TIME on your hands? Phone already in them? Why not plunge down the rabbit hole of a conspiracy? But which paranoid nonsense to opt for?

NOW Brexit’s over, the nation has turned eagerly to the contentious issues that divided it irrevocably in happier times.

THE English language is complex so it's easy to make mistakes. But these mangled phrases are never acceptable.

GORGEOUS people are better than you, and deserve to live in a world without consequences. Here’s some of the bullshit behaviour they can get away with that us regular uggos can’t:

WONDERING why you’re seeing shoppers clear supermarket shelves despite explicitly being told they don’t have to? That’s because their panicked brains heard these thoughts instead.

A MAN who had only just worked his way through last year’s stockpiled pasta is now wearily heading out to buy another carful. 

THE end of the school year is here, and with it your child staggering home under the weight of all this crap.

THE requirement to socially distance ends today: here are some of the arseholes who are immediately going to be up in your grill.

LIFE as a woman is easy, and completely free from criticism and judgement. Unless you fall into any of these categories.