Society

NEED to quickly pop into the bank to see how overdrawn you are? These time-wasting bastards will turn this simple errand into a drawn-out slog.

EMBARRASSED that you’ve forgotten someone’s name? Instead of simply asking, why not do something weird and find out that way instead?

IN the 1970s certain things were of little concern to the public. Here are some that look a bit weird now.

GOING to the cinema? Contain your excitement by remembering these insufferable bellends will also be there.

THE Voter ID Bill is nothing compared to these ways of proving you're a UK resident. Take these items to the polling station.

STRUGGLING to find the right words on awkward occasions? These are the cards we desperately need to help us express ourselves.

WANKERS who wank on about having a real fire have been informed that burning gas is not in any way fake.

ARE you and your mates thrilled to be set free from school every afternoon? Here’s how to piss off innocent people also using the pavement. 

WHY are Israel, Northern Ireland, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in the news again, and why do older people sigh wearily when asked? Read our FAQs.

VICTIMS of ‘wokeness’ have bravely shared their accounts of the devastating effect it has had on their lives. WARNING: Contains disturbing material.