Society

BREXIT has happened and is good and bloody hard, so are hardcore Brexiters happy? Of course not. Leaver Roy Hobbs explains what he’s rabidly obsessing over now.

THE UK is looking forward to a marvellous summer of bitter arguments in car parks near tourism hotspots.

LOCAL councils are changing outdated and offensive street names. But what names would the good old British public really like? Here are some suggestions.

AS the prime minister is set to unveil the roadmap out of lockdown, the British public just wants to know when they can resume shooting game birds with guns.

THE half-term ‘holiday’ has ‘finished’ and children are going ‘back to school’, their dead-eyed parents have confirmed.

IN this day and age sexism is simply not acceptable. But don’t worry - here male chauvinist pig Wayne Hayes explains how not to look sexist.

YEARNING for the halcyon days when you didn't get ripped off every time you stepped outside your front door? Take a - free - trip down Memory Lane.

HARDLY a week goes by without some confected controversy like ‘cancel culture’. But how do they compare with the public outrages of the 1980s? Let’s find out.

A MILLENNIAL has been left in a state of shock after being informed that pensions are real.

HISTORY these days isn't patriotic enough, with Britain at the centre and all other nations in awe. I'm rewriting the story of our proud island, and improving it.