Society

CANCEL culture is ruining Britain by stopping people like me being heard, apart from on TV, in the newspapers and on the internet. Here is a day in my terrible life.

MORONS are quick to compare all sorts of things to Nazi Germany, the one period of history they have cursory knowledge of. Here’s what they think is similar to the Third Reich.

THEY should be locking up the real criminals, and the real criminals are anyone guilty of these...

DO you want to shock younger people with tales of life in the pre-internet olden days? Here are some things to freak them out with.

FOOD shortages, a 68 per cent fall in exports, and the collapse of businesses across Britain. But however bad Brexit may seem, the alternative was worse.

OVER 55? Managed to convince yourself that you were part of the Greatest Generation ever to battle through adversity to succeed?

AN industry expert has appeared on television asserting that of all British industries, his has been the hardest hit of all.

IS your Facebook group frighteningly vigilant about which day the recycling is collected? Then these topics might seem familiar.

CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve completed the hardest January any of us are ever likely to experience.

EVEN in lockdown it’s impossible to avoid the latest bullshit phrases. If only scientists could eradicate these...