Society

A GOTH is clearly not enjoying having to wear a lurid uniform as part of their weekend retail job.

A MILD-MANNERED and socially conscious man descends into a bundle of intolerant raving fury the moment he gets in his car.

SUPPLY chain problems continue, but there’s no shortage of morons determined to prove they’re right about it. Here’s how to carefully pick your evidence...

THINK things were better in the old days? Feel nostalgic for a time you didn’t live through? Find out if you would have been happier living through the Blitz.

EVERY bus passenger knows there’s a clear hierarchy of bus seats. But which are the worst and which are the best?

A SURREY man has returned from a trip to Manchester with outlandish stories of it being 'alright actually' and 'quite like London'.

Britain. Not enough respect I get from you. You want the gas, this winter? You want cosy and warm-warm? This is what I get from you.

CARE home workers, delivery drivers and warehouse operatives are putting their hands in their pockets for MPs on a pitiful £82,000 a year. 

A TEENAGE girl is reeling from the bombshell that she will get old and become an arsehole just like her parents.

THE fuel crisis is now only affecting motorists in London and south-east England or as the rest of Britain terms them ‘twats’, retailers have confirmed.