Society

CARE home workers, delivery drivers and warehouse operatives are putting their hands in their pockets for MPs on a pitiful £82,000 a year. 

A TEENAGE girl is reeling from the bombshell that she will get old and become an arsehole just like her parents.

THE fuel crisis is now only affecting motorists in London and south-east England or as the rest of Britain terms them ‘twats’, retailers have confirmed.

A GROWN man is feeling intimidated by a group of teenagers who have not even noticed he is there.

SELF-WORTH can be developed over time or by having parents who can afford pricey tuition fees. Find out where your confidence comes from with our quiz.

HAVE you noticed yet again the difference between Brits’ legendary ‘Blitz spirit’ and how they actually behave in a crisis? Here's the myth vs. reality.

FUEL is unavailable across 90 per cent of Britain and every car journey burns more of it. But are the journeys you are making vital or wasteful?

THE public has been told not to panic-buy petrol, so of course that’s exactly what it’s doing. Here’s how to purchase fuel like a hoarding twat.

THE driver of a BMW X7 SUV has signalled his willingness to trade sex for petrol effective ongoing, his colleagues have confirmed.

YOU scrounging paupers have had it too easy for too long. Here's what we, the government, will be taking away from you this month.