Society

THE Voter ID Bill is nothing compared to these ways of proving you're a UK resident. Take these items to the polling station.

STRUGGLING to find the right words on awkward occasions? These are the cards we desperately need to help us express ourselves.

WANKERS who wank on about having a real fire have been informed that burning gas is not in any way fake.

ARE you and your mates thrilled to be set free from school every afternoon? Here’s how to piss off innocent people also using the pavement. 

WHY are Israel, Northern Ireland, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in the news again, and why do older people sigh wearily when asked? Read our FAQs.

VICTIMS of ‘wokeness’ have bravely shared their accounts of the devastating effect it has had on their lives. WARNING: Contains disturbing material.

INTERRUPTING others mid-flow gets a bad rap but it can be necessary if a woman is talking. Here’s how to get your point across at the cost of theirs.

WHAT a blissful year it’s been, not having to hug your parents’ creepy friend Roy who seems to turn up whenever you visit? And who else?

THE government has confirmed that awkward English hugs neither party is comfortable with are permitted from next week.

AN unbearable twat wants you to think about 'some weekends that might work' for a meet up now restrictions have eased.