Society
THERE were strikes and shortages and scandals, but you know what there wasn’t in the 1970s? Bloody complications.
WORRIED about traveling with Covid-19 still knocking around? Follow puce-faced bellend Norman Steele’s tips to make flying a nightmare for all.
IT’S fair to say 2020 has given us all a bit of perspective. Which is probably for the best, because back in January you gave a shit about these things.
PARENTS have been given end-of-term gifts of wine and chocolates by teachers to show their gratitude for parents having done their jobs for free since March.
A MAN claiming freedom of speech is as risk from censorious leftists spends 18 hours a day vomiting his opinions all over social media.
A BLACK Lives Matter statue has appeared in Bristol where Edward Colston used to stand, and you’re pissed off. Here’s how to pretend it’s nothing to do with being racist.
CHILDREN have confirmed that the final week of homeschool before summer is even more bollocks than the final week of proper school.
IDIOTS are in universal agreement that not knowing anything is indeed the secret to eternal happiness.
TEACHERS say they do not want presents chosen by parents but would prefer a voucher so they can get something they actually like.
A MAN is not quite close enough to hold the door open for, it has been confirmed.