Society

TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.

A WOMAN has failed to appreciate how 'busy' her retired parents are.

THE act of ‘popping round’ unannounced to someone’s house is to be reclassified as a crime with the possibility of a custodial sentence.

A MOTHER is increasingly convinced her cute toddler will grow up to be an insufferable tosspot as he reaches manhood.

IF your house alarm goes off and there’s an intruder, what should you do if you’re a soft-as-shite Guardian reader? Read our guide.

A DAD has arrived for his flight fully prepared and 143 hours early, it has emerged.

DASHCAM footage has apparently captured the moment a BMW driver waved ‘thanks’ to a fellow motorist.

A WOMAN is now showing too many pictures of her new dog, co-workers have confirmed.

PARENTS just let their offspring get the f**k on with it when they have more than two children.

A MASOCHIST has ordered a home delivery despite knowing full well he will not be in to receive the package.