Society

HAVING a fight while doing the school run is an increasingly popular pastime with mums looking to establish dominance and keep healthy.

A MIDDLE class family who adore their nanny have not noticed they are paying her and that she is the only ‘family member’ who never loses their shit.

IT’S not easy to break it to a friend that their new beard looks ridiculous. Here are some ways to do it.

A WOMAN lost her mind after being momentarily unable to find her phone in her handbag, it has emerged.

A MAN has researched his family tree for the last seven centuries but is still not related to a single aristocrat, highwayman or war hero.

EVERYONE is being really nasty to racists at the moment and should be more bigoted, racists believe.

A GROUP of parents has each watched a three-hour long dance show in order to witness 98 seconds of their child performing.

A FACEBOOK lunatic is happy for everyone to know where he works, it has emerged.  

A NON-DRIVER has slammed the passenger door of their friend’s car so hard that the car has been written off.

A COUPLE who spend thousands of pounds a year on their children’s school fees are sad they are too poor to go skiing this year.