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SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump's level of dickishness excessive.

A CONDOM machine in a village pub longs for the touch of a human hand, it has confirmed.

A WOMAN who once spent £85 on a Princess Diana memorial plate from the back of magazine believes that young people are bad with money.

A CHILD has been left traumatised after seeing one of his teachers in the supermarket during the school holidays.

‘THE elites’ are criticised for their power and influence by right-wingers everywhere. But could you be a member of this treacherous group of liberals? Read our guide.

A MAN who says "Is anyone really surprised by this?" in response to every piece of appalling or shocking news is beginning to annoy the f*ck out of people.

HARDY Northern folk aren’t scared of a few feet of cold water and collapsing bridges. Here Northerner Roy Hobbs explains how to carry on as normal.

A NEW limited edition of Monopoly aimed at baby boomers gives them a free house on every square and £3,000 in pension cash whenever they pass Go.

FAILED to achieve something? It can’t be your fault; after all, you voted Remain. It must be Brexit. Here’s how.

A FOX hunter has confirmed that, while his preferred sport may be controversial, at least the clothes make him look a right dildo