Society

PUBLIC transport in the UK is still not the envy of any other place on Earth, research has confirmed.

A TWAT who has reached the front of the queue after 25 minutes has finally started to decide what he wants.

A WOMAN with a passion for self-improvement books is becoming an increasingly awful person, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has converted her loft space to avoid having to live with her family.

DEVELOPING an interest in the Second World War is a telltale sign of ageing in men, scientists have confirmed.

RETIREES have confirmed they love campervans because of all the non-stop freaky sex they enjoy in them.

A MAN whose gender has never been in doubt is describing himself as ‘he/him’ on Twitter in a feeble attempt to impress people.

A MIDDLE CLASS mother is wondering which of her tepid political opinions to turn into a Halloween costume for her child. 

NEW fathers are failing to use their legal entitlement to paternity leave because they do not want to spend all day with a noisy shit fountain, according to new research.

DO random everyday objects always seem to go missing from your house? Here are seven things some weird b*stard burglar is definitely stealing.