Society

EASTER takes place a week before the end of March because Jesus was crucified very early this year 1,986 years ago.

A COUPLE are inexplicably still on bad terms despite having just had a massive row.

EVERYONE has been urged to just stop and think about what they are going to say.

A WOMAN has been sacked for failing to embrace coffee culture.

THE only man who still believed that government initiatives would turn Barnsley into Europe’s answer to Palo Alto has died.

EVERYONE on the bus into work today was writing a status update or tweet about another passenger, it has emerged.

A MAN is confident that having sex with a close female friend would be a sensible move for both parties.

A HUSBAND and wife from Yorkshire have been stuck on the London underground for more than two weeks.

A MAN who hand-washes his car every weekend believes there is something fundamentally wrong with his next-door neighbour, who does not.

THE thing women do to their faces which looks like a paint-by-numbers chessboard is called 'contouring', it has been confirmed.