Society

A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.

DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is staying with the tired ‘hipster’ look because he is passionate about the values of the hipster movement.

THE best place to live in the UK is under its coastal waters, it has been confirmed.

A 36-YEAR-OLD man has decided that his inability to find a sexual partner is actually a spiritual decision to remain celibate.

ALL Britons have a male relative who can get them any second hand car, it has emerged.

BAKED potatoes are worried that their glory days are over, it has emerged.

A POPULAR new bedtime book called Mr Daggerteeth is about a monster that eats children who make any sort of noise or movement during the night.

AN affluent degree student is nervously excited about moving from the parental home to a deluxe apartment with every possible amenity.

A FOX with rabies has been described as ‘plucky’ after running through the Eurotunnel while the authorities were focused on migrants.