Society

BELLRINGERS have been asked why in Christ they are making all that noise on a Sunday morning when everyone needs to sleep.

THE BEST way to take a decade off your age is to have a dead-end job and live in a dilapidated shared house, according to scientists.

A MAN awaiting news about a job was unsure whether to answer a phone call because he was on the lavatory.

BRITAIN'S public houses will be functionally unbearable by 2030, it has been revealed.

LONDON Underground could eventually run an uninterrupted service for up to 18 hours a day, it has been claimed.

THE parents of students who achieved their A Level goals are pretending to be happy about the situation.

A 24-YEAR-OLD woman thinks the film Insidious makes some valid points about the perils of the supernatural.

AN unexploded World War II bomb is a ‘heritage feature’ of a Bethnal Green two-bedroom flat, according to estate agents.

SCIENTISTS are puzzled by a man whose job is both fairly paid and does not fill him with dread every morning.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he wants nothing more from life than to have thicker arms.