Society

KETTERING is the UK’s most acceptable if unexciting place to live, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN on a London bus suddenly launched into a monologue condemning racism, it has emerged.

A MAN fears he will never feel clean again after finding a strange car parked directly outside his house.

PEOPLE who do not want children have been warned they could miss out on huge amounts of expense, boredom and disgust.

TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.

CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.

WOMEN are facing pressure to have at least one baby dragon coiled on their bare shoulders, it has been claimed.

A MAN is attempting to get a large, high-tech bicycle on a small, crowded train.

AN OFFICE worker’s seemingly impressive to-do list includes ‘have lunch’ and ‘yawn several times', it has emerged.

THE best way to protect yourself from online fraud is by not being extremely gullible, according to experts.