Society

SO-CALLED ‘road rage’ may simply be the result of being a bad-tempered bastard in any given situation.

ANGRY protesters have laid siege to a 'cereal cafe' in East London because it is quite annoying.

A SUDDEN heavy downpour left a man with no choice but to eat raw fish for lunch.

A MOTHER has set a new British record for totally losing her shit on the morning school run.

A COUPLE is to become the first in Britain to divorce because of Jeremy Corbyn.

A COUPLE are puzzled by how their unhinged, paranoid behaviour has failed to save their troubled relationship.

A WOMAN has based her all her thinking on philosophical quotes written on chalk boards outside local businesses.

PEOPLE with nothing in their lives but their own incessant whining have smiled inwardly as shops start wheeling out Christmas tat.

A MAN is wondering why he chooses to spend his time doing horrible things with the worst people in the world.

A 25-YEAR-OLD man was applying for a job as ‘unskilled labourer’ when he realised he did not meet the criteria.