Society

PC TOM Logan is determined to keep busting people for having tiny amounts of cannabis because he is a tosser.

A GROUP of 20 European teenagers with backpacks is currently being given a guided tour of your home.

YOUR grandfather has phoned up to get help deleting his profile from hacked sex contacts site Ashley Madison.

NEIGHBOURS of a man in Stevenage have confirmed that Roy Hobbs has completed 10 years of hammering the absolute shit out of something in his house.

MILLIONS of older men have been nodding vigorously at the Lord Sewel sex and drugs scandal.

THE benefits of being born middle class are not worth all the bullshit, it has been claimed.

A FAMILY are spending a weekend camping in order to really appreciate their three bedroom house.

A COUPLE looking to purchase their first home are claiming that Coventry is an up-and-coming part of the metropolitan area.

MILLIONS of Britons treat their parents as if they were their friends, it has emerged.

PETS owned by hipsters have expressed anger at being given names that are either jokes or knowing cultural references.