Society

A MAN has celebrated the end of his twenties by accepting that none of his childhood ambitions will ever come to pass.

HOUSES are now worth so much they do not want people living in them and lowering their tone, they have announced.

A LINCOLN man has visited London to see the locations where all his favourite news bulletins are shot.

A 46-YEAR-OLD man is still plagued by a rumour from his school days that he French-kissed a rabbit.

TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.

SNIFFER dogs drafted in to tackle the Channel Tunnel migrant chaos are worried they are being ‘stitched up’ by David Cameron.

REVENUE & Customs has warned that all summer romances must begin by midnight.

COMMUTING from the Sea of Tranquility is now cheaper than renting a studio flat in Camden.

BOLLOCKINGLAND in Kent is the first theme park just for angry parents who want to publicly tell off their children.

A MOTHER-OF-TWO has expressed dismay at discovering she is a ‘real woman’ like in television adverts.