Society

A WOMAN on the train is just not pregnant enough to oblige fellow passengers to offer her a seat, it has emerged.

BEING a member of ‘generation rent’ is far less interesting than being a punk, hippie or raver, renters have claimed.

A MIDDLE-aged man has purchased the functional sweater he will wear repeatedly until death.

A MAN who made a point of drinking water in between each pint of beer did not impress anyone, it has been confirmed.

A MAN has spent some of his two percent pay rise on some slightly better quality petrol.

BRITAIN has agreed that this week is a total waste of everyone's time.

A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.

RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.

TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.

BEING petty in the work place is the main reason people go to work in the morning.