Society

LONDON will only be able to let people in again once someone has left, officials have warned.

IAIN Duncan Smith has invited the first visitors to the island theme park based on his vision of the perfect society.

BUYING expensive ‘back to school’ items for academically useless, un-sporty children is a futile gesture, according to parents.

AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.

A FATHER has stunned his family by suggesting his daughter 'get a sense of frigging perspective' after a pop group split up.

A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.

A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.

A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.

A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.

DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.