Work

A SUPPLY teacher is pleased to have been assigned to a class of 13-year-old low-achievers for whom colouring-in is still considered a valid lesson.

GETTING revenge on co-workers for some incident in the past is the main thing people working in offices think about.  

BRITAIN’S self-employed workers are facing the annual choice of completing a tax return or concocting an elaborate scam to fake their own death.

ARE you unsure if you’re just a horrible person to work with or a proper psycho who collects severed fingers? Take our quiz and find out.

A MANAGER is convinced that handing out leftover sandwiches from meetings is massively appreciated by his dispirited staff.

THOUSANDS of Britons have pretended to lose their job so they will be prepared for it really happening once we leave the EU.

ARE you back at work but struggling to remember what you’re meant to be doing? Read our guide and find out.

THE UK has returned to work feeling well-rested and well pissed off, it has been confirmed.

A MAN’S younger colleagues were left speechless when he dropped his trousers and sat on a photocopier to show them how we used to enjoy office Christmas parties.

A GROUP of workmates has had a Christmas lunch that was not unbearably awkward.