Work

YOU should be spending this week sweating it out in a roasting, unventilated office resembling a circle of hell. Recreate it at home:

YOU don’t get to choose your colleagues or your children but this year you’ve had to work with both. Which are more irritating?

WORKERS in a socially distanced office have declared it to be absolutely marvellous and the way offices always should have been.

YOU’VE been ordered back to ‘the office’. So what is this strange place, and why are you here? 

A WOMAN has joked that she only becomes likeable after her morning coffee, to the surprise of colleagues who hate her at all times of day.

OFFICE workers have been urged to go back in August, but you may have forgotten what bellends your colleagues are. Here are some you should mentally prepare for. 

AS AN employee it is essential to know your rights during the pandemic, although they will be invalidated at your boss’s whim.

TIMES are tough, but coronavirus needn’t stop you finding a job. Here recruitment consultant and professional bullshitter Josh Hudson explains how to succeed.

WORKING from home? Your furry prick of a pet treating your keyboard like a dancefloor? Here’s how to get through it.

A MAN hated by all his colleagues has returned to work with 14 weeks of f**king annoying behaviour stored up.