Work

DO you wish you could be brutally honest in your ‘I am out of the office’ email when you go on holiday? Here are some suggestions.

AN office worker who gets results by never going by the book and using his own unorthodox methods has been dismissed on his first day.

YOUR mistakes have cost your employer thousands, you’re on your final written warning and everyone hates you. But are you genuinely bad at your job, or is it all a plot by radical Remainers?

AN entire floor of staff was unable to work for close to an hour because of the presence of a colleague’s birthday cake, they have admitted.

A GROUP of ex-colleagues has met up to compare notes about the dire fates they hope have befallen the worst people from their old company.

A WOMAN too immature to ever win arguments simply tells everyone they need to ‘grow up’, friends have confirmed.

EVERYONE at an office meeting has their arms folded and is refusing to meet anyone else’s eye, it has emerged.

A MAN has reached the age of 34 still naively believing that his job should be something he enjoys.

DO you feel obliged to buy treats for your colleagues when returning from holiday even though you hate their stupid faces? Here’s what to get them.

IT’S the last day of a gruelling week and you’re not doing any work as a point of principle, but the day is crawling by. Try these timewasting tips to make the day go faster.