Work

A WOMAN who settled down for a 20-minute power nap woke up three hours later, she has confessed.

A MAN wrongly assumed that the last few sheets of bog paper would be enough for his requirements.

A BOSS has made the tea for the first time this millennium, his office has confirmed.

THE best time to think about sex is during a work meeting, researchers have found.

DO you think it’s fun to skip around the office in a scary mask shouting “Trick or treat?” at people using spreadsheets? Here are more tips on being horribly childish.

A WOMAN who has cold hands is insisting you check the evidence for yourself.

A WOMAN who keeps bringing cakes to her office appears to be ruthlessly forcing colleagues to like her.

A WOMAN who is hammering her keyboard to within an inch of its life must be incredibly productive, colleagues have confirmed.

A DOORMAN in London is celebrating after being promoted to the position of revolving doorman.

SOMETHING terrible has happened and technically it was your area of responsibility. But it’s not your fault. Here’s why.