Work

A STRANGE and frightening email reply actually includes a response to the original’s opening question, ‘How are you?’

A COMPANY team-building day has bonded a team in mutual hostility toward their kn*bhead of a team leader, they have confirmed.

NOBODY in a large office can summon the will to open and read an email titled ‘Christmas Do 2023!!’, they have confirmed.

ARE you being bombarded by indecipherable corporate jargon? Check to see if you’re about to get your arse kicked out the door.

A RECRUITMENT company is using the only nice person in their office as an example of a minority.

A COMPANY has admitted a productive meeting was held in their offices by accident.

BEING a tireless busybody doesn’t have to be purely at the expense of your harried co-workers. Here’s how to put the squeeze on your boss and land that well-earned raise.

A WOMAN has been promoted for being the most bland and insipid employee at her workplace.

A PRIMARY school teacher has quit her job and plans to retire on the proceeds of the gifts she has received from thankful parents.

AN office worker has taken a much needed day off for rest and relaxation within the confines of his office.