Work

BRITONS who make a living selling stolen goods at car boot sales have demanded the government put them on a furlough scheme.

STRUGGLING to concentrate while the fate of America hangs in the balance? Here’s how to trick your boss into thinking you’re still putting in the hours, you slacker.

IT’S tough finding a new job, and it’s even harder when companies sound like they’re assembling the Avengers, rather than employing a data entry assistant. These buzzwords should make you run a mile.

A woman is having a baby solely because her job is terrible, she has confirmed.

ARE you trying to explain your skills and experience without saying ‘just look at my f**king CV’? Here’s how to survive the ordeal of writing a covering letter.

AN office worker has confirmed that being told this year’s Christmas party is cancelled is the best sentence to ever enter his ears.

A TECH support worker cannot believe the lack of basic computer knowledge people today have, he has confirmed.

A RICH twat believes that anyone with a job they dislike should quit and do something they love instead, because she could.

WORKING from home doesn’t mean abandoning years of interdesk warfare with colleagues or even just pissing them off slightly less. Here’s how to f**k shit up remotely.

A HOMEWORKING man has cracked open his customary elevenses of a can of lager.