Work

TIMES are tough, but coronavirus needn’t stop you finding a job. Here recruitment consultant and professional bullshitter Josh Hudson explains how to succeed.

WORKING from home? Your furry prick of a pet treating your keyboard like a dancefloor? Here’s how to get through it.

A MAN hated by all his colleagues has returned to work with 14 weeks of f**king annoying behaviour stored up.

A MAN asked to socialise an idea and give it an offline pulse-check has confirmed that it made him hate his boss but also hate himself.

A FURLOUGHED woman has had the spiritual awakening that what she was born to do was to earn money for not working.

ARE you locked in a video call power struggle with your colleagues? Here’s how to navigate the nest of vipers you work with from the comfort of your own home.

A MAN who has been fired nine times in a row for incompetence and dodgy dealings is applying to be a Conservative MP.

YOU’VE not seen your colleague since March. But is she in the early stages of pregnancy or did she hit the lockdown cake too hard?

A TEACHER has turned the aftermath of her lockdown drinking into a valuable learning experience, pupils have confirmed.

A MAN who claims to have been made unemployed by the pandemic was actually sacked for making inappropriate office advances while drunk.