Politics Headlines

VINCE Cable's failure to pay income tax on time would have destroyed any credibility he still had, it has been confirmed.

A RECORD number of Tory MPs last night said the Lib Dems are a bunch of homos.

LOUISE Mensch has become the number one cause of odd, conflicted stirrings among Guardian readers, according to a new poll.

DAILY Telegraph columnist Boris Johnson does not like being mayor of London anymore, it has been confirmed.

ED Miliband has begun his mental collapse more than three months ahead of schedule.

DAVID Cameron showed an unexpected level of front by calling out 200,000 heavily-armed killers yesterday.

GEORGE Osborne is to ring-fence the part of your brain that does not want to spend money on loads of stuff.

FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.

A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain's relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.

DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.