Politics

PREVIOUS general elections were at least halfway sane. This one is off-the-rails mental. Here are the issues that have made it that way.

THE election could be decided by no more than 30,000 total ars*holes, pollsters believe.

LABOUR’S election manifesto means they will take the things you love from your home and sell them to raise money. Here’s an item-by-item guide.

THE Tories appear to have dispensed with telling the truth, so can you distinguish their lies from fact? Take our fun quiz and rate the following statements true or false.

CRITICS call it 'the longest passive-aggressive note to housemates in history', but what is actually in Labour's Little Red Book?

IF Jeremy Corbyn wins the election, which he won’t but we have to pretend he might so everyone votes Tory, the UK will be fully communist by the weekend.

AMERICAN businesswoman and 70s-sitcom blonde Jennifer Arcuri has kept Boris Johnson’s secrets – until now. Find out what the PM is hiding:

NEED to convince people to vote for your terrible Brexit deal? Get them on board with a deeply patronising slogan. Here’s how.

JEREMY Corbyn is promising the nation free broadband because he still believes the internet is an educational tool, it has emerged. 

A MOTHER has been left concerned after finding a copy of the Conservative manifesto hidden under her son's mattress.