Politics

JEREMY Corbyn is taking political positions so rational that a worried supporter is afraid he is being drugged and controlled.

RABID right-wingers for whom Goering was the bleeding-heart weak link in the Nazi party have claimed John Bercow is politically biased.

AN MP has admitted half of him is furious at the politically motivated proroguing of Parliament while the other half is punching the air shouting ‘Whoo’.

A LAW blocking no-deal Brexit, to be passed today, is legally watertight. But not according to the massive brains of Tory backbenchers. Here’s how they’ll beat it:

THE prime minister has been placed in parliamentary checkmate by his opponents. What can he do to break out?

WHAT exactly has happened in Parliament this week? And would it be easier to understand if told via the medium of Street Fighter II?

Dear Boris, or should I say, The Bedwetter.

JEREMY Corbyn has explained to Conservatives that he is not the film character ‘Marty McFly’ and suffers no instinctive reaction to being called ‘chicken’.

AN upcoming general election will let the UK vote for parties they despise less than they despise other parties for the fourth time this decade.

BORIS Johnson is to restore his majority by challenging the Commons to British Bulldog then stopping the game when everyone has crossed the floor.