Sport

CYCLIST Chris Froome has been turned off, left for 30 seconds and turned back on again.

CHRIS Froome has snatched the lead in the Tour de France after successfully elbowing his way to the front of the Eurostar queue.

BRITAIN has enjoyed its most polite day of sport since records began. 

DAVID Moyes has gone, but who will replace him in the toughest job in the world of the football?

DAVID Moyes is being fired so hard he will have to take on two full-time jobs just to be unemployed.

SIR Alex Ferguson is to auction off his extensive collection of human skulls.

MATCH of the Day pundit Alan Hansen has insisted that a team will win the Premier League.

SUNDAY’S Liverpool-City game has Manchester United fans agonising about who they least want to win the title.

GOLF’S famous green jacket is absolutely desperate to feel the warmth of a woman’s body, it has emerged.

GOD has admitted being tempted to step in to keep Sunderland in the Premier League.