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BOARD members at Tottenham Hotspur are still arguing over who has to tell Tim Sherwood he's fired.

GRAND National winner Pineau De Re is the result of an evil doctor's experiments injecting horse DNA into patients, it has emerged.

FOUR horses remain unaccounted for after the annual ritual of Aintree “Ladies’ Day”.

BRITAIN'S roads are not a specialist cycle racing facility, it has been confirmed.

THE online anti-fraud tool Captcha is responsible for the names of racehorses, it has been revealed.

WEST Ham's 'boo boys' are working with vocal coaches on making a cheering sound, it has emerged.

THE England football team's new kit is expensive because it is made from a cutting-edge material called PissTake.

HOLLAND cricket coach Peter Drinnen has lambasted his team for only narrowly beating England.

LIVERPOOL fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most annoying in England.

SOL Campbell’s autobiography focuses on his experiences as a handmaiden to Queen Elizabeth I in a previous life.