Agony Aunt

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Remember, skinny doesn't feel as good as pork scratchings taste.

Mummy says Newsnight is a boring programme.

I’m afraid your deal wasn’t with a genie, but with the Devil.

I'm supposed to be the biggest badass in One Direction.

Face the situation head on rather than spend the rest of the school year hiding in the PE cupboard at playtime.

Granny was hoping it would turn out like The Incredible Journey but it ended up being more like Deliverance.

Trying using nursery rhymes to make big decisions.

Boys are really good at some stuff that girls are rubbish at, like precision weeing.

Try to imagine Harry Styles being killed by firing squad.

How can I inspire millions of wet dreams when I can't comfortably sit down?