Alcohol

SCHOOL-LEAVERS disappointed their prom has been cancelled are to hold their own by getting hammered on cider in a field.

ARE you tempted to pop down to your local boozer for quiz night? Here’s why you should stay the f**k away.

FEW issues divide Britain more than daytime drinking before a big game. Some say there’s nothing better; others believe it’s the greatest thing ever. We examine both sides.

A MAN has decided that he has earned the little treat of a warm pre-mixed can of gin and tonic on the bus home.

NO pub would be complete without a selection of local legends sharing anecdotes that are obviously bollocks. Theses are the six key characters.

WANT to impress people with your sophisticated tastes? Make sure you don't order any of these immature and usually disgusting drinks.

WHY do you have to trudge a quarter of a mile down long corridors to find the loos in every Wetherspoons? Could it be one of these reasons?

A MAN taking the edge off the bank holiday heatwave by drinking pint after pint of refreshing cold lager cannot imagine how it could backfire.

KEEN to explain away your daytime drinking with some piss-poor excuses? Try some of these:

THE UK’s pubs are open again. But which day are you down there getting pissed, and what does it say about you?