Alcohol

HANGOVER causes range from drinking too much to drinking far too much. So why not try these bullshit excuses instead?

THE only way to survive this terrible heat is to be too pissed to care. Here’s how to get through the hottest week of the year hammered.

REST in peace, mandatory table service in pubs. Your valiant service will be remembered long after Freedom Day.

SCHOOL-LEAVERS disappointed their prom has been cancelled are to hold their own by getting hammered on cider in a field.

ARE you tempted to pop down to your local boozer for quiz night? Here’s why you should stay the f**k away.

FEW issues divide Britain more than daytime drinking before a big game. Some say there’s nothing better; others believe it’s the greatest thing ever. We examine both sides.

A MAN has decided that he has earned the little treat of a warm pre-mixed can of gin and tonic on the bus home.

NO pub would be complete without a selection of local legends sharing anecdotes that are obviously bollocks. Theses are the six key characters.

WANT to impress people with your sophisticated tastes? Make sure you don't order any of these immature and usually disgusting drinks.

WHY do you have to trudge a quarter of a mile down long corridors to find the loos in every Wetherspoons? Could it be one of these reasons?