Alcohol

UNFORTUNATE enough to meet someone who describes themselves using these phrases? Be aware they're basically just synonyms for 'total prick'.

MEN across the UK are living on autopilot this weekend while thinking only 'pub', they have confirmed.

UNSURE how to spot you’ve had one too many now you can’t get kicked out of the pub for vomiting in a pint glass? Here are the tell-tale signs in the age of Covid.

A 39-YEAR-OLD woman asked for ID when buying alcohol will not stop banging on about it, sources have reported.

CHELTENHAM Festival has always been the perfect excuse to get wrecked from 10am while pretending to watch horses. But how can you reproduce that online?

A PENNY-PINCHING bastard of a mate is looking forward to pubs reopening so he can collect on that pint you owe him from 2020.

ONE of the many negative effects of alcohol is way too much confidence. Here are some signs that you may have overdone it.

A MAN has found a credit card receipt from a night down the pub with his mates this time last year and broken down.

MISSING your local bar during lockdown? Here are five ways to recreate the uniquely unpleasant atmosphere of your beloved watering hole at home.

DO you like reading about implausible hangover cures for lockdown drinking? Here various lightweights describe their cures that won’t touch a proper hangover.