Alcohol

A MAN keeps saying how great it is that things are back to normal, as if getting shitfaced in a freezing cold pub garden in the morning was something he used to do often.

DOZENS of brave Britons have perished in noble and gallant service to their country by getting hammered in beer gardens.

FROM Farage to Johnson, British politics is awash with awful men whose popularity is based on the spurious notion they would be good company over a pint. But would they?

PUBS have barely reopened and here are the five types of twat who are already there, ruining it for everyone else.

UNFORTUNATE enough to meet someone who describes themselves using these phrases? Be aware they're basically just synonyms for 'total prick'.

MEN across the UK are living on autopilot this weekend while thinking only 'pub', they have confirmed.

UNSURE how to spot you’ve had one too many now you can’t get kicked out of the pub for vomiting in a pint glass? Here are the tell-tale signs in the age of Covid.

A 39-YEAR-OLD woman asked for ID when buying alcohol will not stop banging on about it, sources have reported.

CHELTENHAM Festival has always been the perfect excuse to get wrecked from 10am while pretending to watch horses. But how can you reproduce that online?

A PENNY-PINCHING bastard of a mate is looking forward to pubs reopening so he can collect on that pint you owe him from 2020.