Alcohol

End of January brought forward to tonight, drinkers confirm

PARTICIPANTS in Dry January have confirmed that the end of the month has been moved forward from next week until 5pm tonight.

Guardian readers disgusted by their men-only pub night

A GROUP of male Guardian readers have been wracked with guilt after realising their evening in the pub was a sexist, men-only event.

Five budget whiskies that tell your dad it hasn't been the best year for you financially

EVERY dad likes whisky - but whisky is also a great way of telling him that things haven’t worked out for you cash-wise and even securing a small loan.

Couple buy extra booze 'in case they’re snowed in'

A COUPLE have added extra alcohol to their shopping trolley in case they are trapped in the house by heavy snow.

Once-a-year drinkers to be mentored by seasoned piss artists

CHRISTMAS drinkers struggling to handle their alcohol intake are to be mentored by proper booze hounds.

Man who gets pissed after two pints still claiming he’s ‘allergic’

A MAN who is hammered after two pints still claims it is a ‘medical problem’, friends have confirmed.

Scots buying cheap booze from England admit they’ll have drunk it all before they get home

BOOZE cruises from Scotland to England will fail because none of the alcohol will make it home, Scots have admitted.

Colleague with ‘Friday feeling’ advised everyone gets hammered on Thursdays now

AN office worker excited about her Friday bottle of wine has been tactfully informed that everyone else already got wrecked the day before.