Alcohol

A COUPLE who have been seeing each other for several week are deciding if they are ready to spend time together while not absolutely pissed.

ALL a pub needs is alcohol, toilets and, in a perfect world, seats. But your local hostelry thinks you want more. Here’s the unnecessary pub stuff that will quickly get on your tits.

GOING out for one drink always ends up with you completely shitfaced. But how do you get there? Find out with this timeline.

SOME drinks take parties to a new level but are tragic when knocked back alone. Avoid quaffing these during solo sessions.

A GOOD few spritzers at a garden party are harmless, right? You may revise that opinion after having a violent drunken row or blacking out and pissing your shorts. Here are some summer drinks to be wary of.

ALCOHOL makes most of life’s problems easier, but it’s not a miracle cure. Here are five challenging situations it will not help you navigate effortlessly.

ALCOHOL makes you better-looking and more interesting - that’s just a scientific fact. Yet somehow women don’t always fall into bed with you after nine pints. Here’s what to avoid.

WORKING in Britain? Then a ‘swift half’ will be suggested at around noon. What does this really mean, and what will happen next?

LOOKING to get drinks at your busy local, and also a wanker? Follow these tips and you’ll have an irate member of staff pulling your pint in no time.

POPPED out for a pint but realised something feels a bit off? Find out if you are in a pub for dickheads with this guide.