EVERY dad likes whisky - but whisky is also a great way of telling him that things haven’t worked out for you cash-wise and even securing a small loan.
A COUPLE have added extra alcohol to their shopping trolley in case they are trapped in the house by heavy snow.
CHRISTMAS drinkers struggling to handle their alcohol intake are to be mentored by proper booze hounds.
A MAN who is hammered after two pints still claims it is a ‘medical problem’, friends have confirmed.
BOOZE cruises from Scotland to England will fail because none of the alcohol will make it home, Scots have admitted.
AN office worker excited about her Friday bottle of wine has been tactfully informed that everyone else already got wrecked the day before.