A MAN who has lined up some bottles of spirits in his kitchen thinks he is like a famous debauched singer from the 50s.
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A GROUP of Prosecco drinkers and a group of Frosty Jack drinkers have deeply resented each others' presence in a public park.
THE Queen is frantically texting friends, family and courtiers to find out what the hell she got up to while blackout drunk last night.
AN afternoon drinking session has descended into a group of middle-aged men each privately trying to manage their terrible heartburn.
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