Alcohol

A MAN has managed to get completely shitfaced before getting out of his dressing gown for the third day in a row.

COULD anything beat Christmas Day in Wetherspoons? No. Here’s how the most wonderful time of the year is in the most wonderful pub on the high street.

A MAN who is pissed after drinking 10 pints in quick succession has been branded an 'embarrassing lightweight' by his friends.

WHICH boozy classics have you got rammed at the back of your cupboard? And what do they say about the kind of person you are?

AN UNTOUCHED glass of tap water has done nothing to take the edge off a man's raging hangover.

A GIRLS' night out has descended into arguments, sulks and tears in the toilet before the first drink has been finished.

A MAN discovered that, contrary to convention, Monday morning is actually a far better time to drink than Friday night.

A MAN who is too young to know what a bad hangover actually feels like thinks he is experiencing one.

A COMPLETE bastard enjoys nothing more than explaining what a wasted dick you were the night before.

QUITTING alcohol for a month will bring huge health benefits, but what about the damage it will do to your weekends? Count the cost here.