Alcohol

Are you drunk in the office?

ARE you just having a bit of a relaxed morning in the office, or have you inadvertently rolled into work blind drunk? Take our quiz to find out.

London pub replaced by ironic replica of itself

THE closure of a much-loved East End pub to make way for an ironic replica of itself has been greeted with widespread protests.

Club night ruined by comparing drink cost to Asda

A COUPLE’S evening out at a nightclub was ruined because they could not buy a drink without thinking what the same money would buy at Asda.

‘Get pissed every night’ ad campaign subtitled ‘Enjoy alcohol responsibly’

A NEW campaign encouraging Britons to spend every night of the week getting hammered also advises them to enjoy alcohol responsibly.

End of January brought forward to tonight, drinkers confirm

PARTICIPANTS in Dry January have confirmed that the end of the month has been moved forward from next week until 5pm tonight.

Guardian readers disgusted by their men-only pub night

A GROUP of male Guardian readers have been wracked with guilt after realising their evening in the pub was a sexist, men-only event.

Five budget whiskies that tell your dad it hasn't been the best year for you financially

EVERY dad likes whisky - but whisky is also a great way of telling him that things haven’t worked out for you cash-wise and even securing a small loan.

Couple buy extra booze 'in case they’re snowed in'

A COUPLE have added extra alcohol to their shopping trolley in case they are trapped in the house by heavy snow.

Once-a-year drinkers to be mentored by seasoned piss artists

CHRISTMAS drinkers struggling to handle their alcohol intake are to be mentored by proper booze hounds.

Man who gets pissed after two pints still claiming he’s ‘allergic’

A MAN who is hammered after two pints still claims it is a ‘medical problem’, friends have confirmed.