Arts & Entertainment

BRITAIN'S theme parks do not have a single real dinosaur or pirate, it has emerged.

FOLLOWING the success of The Lego Movie, acclaimed films are to be remade with Lego men instead of actors.

LAR Von Trier's new film will be released in a version that fast-forwards to the nudity.

THE creator of Flappy Bird has pulled the game after players failed to recognise it as a nihilistic art piece.

A PERFORMANCE by superstar DJ Hardwell has been declared an artistic disaster.

Music legend Prince has played an unannounced gig in an eight-foot length of discarded steel pipe on waste ground.

THE Cure's new album is aimed at people with big necks who are good at fighting.

JK ROWLING has admitted that Hermione Granger would have been much happier married to martial arts legend Jackie Chan.

YEARS after it finished, some idiots are still struggling through the first season of The Wire.

THE BBC has released an exclusive picture of new Doctor Who Peter Capaldi's mug.