Arts & Entertainment

THE BBC is to introduce a new rolling 24-hour channel dedicated to breakfast TV.

A NEW version of Dangermouse will reveal how the main character lost an eye during torture.

KASABIAN'S number one album 48:13 is named after their fan base's upper and lower intelligence test scores.

THE producers of the new Star Wars film admit they have no idea how long it takes a 71 year-old man to recover from a broken ankle.

THE 1982 Atari video game ET: The Extra-Terrestrial is to be made into a live-action film.

GAMERS have praised a new X-Box game that fuses science fiction bullshit with Tolkein bullshit.

BRITAIN has today paid tribute to the inventors of the videotape that was used to record Rik Mayall.

THIS year's Big Brother contestants have discovered their predecessors have been trapped in the house for the last nine months.

THE BBC is to launch an experimental swearing channel to test whether anyone really gives a toss if the word 'fuck' is heard on daytime TV.

WORLD Cup anthem singers Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez do not know what football is, it has been claimed.