Arts & Entertainment

THE BBC is to launch an experimental swearing channel to test whether anyone really gives a toss if the word 'fuck' is heard on daytime TV.

WORLD Cup anthem singers Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez do not know what football is, it has been claimed.

PARENTS are worried that a new computer game where players battle Nazis could encourage anti-Nazi attitudes.

THE growing popularity of watching other people play computer games is a step forward for zero-effort entertainment, experts believe.

JACK Bauer will mostly be trying to get a bus during next month's episodes of 24.

UK CITIZENS who have not seen Disney animation Frozen are to be forced to watch it or face imprisonment.

SWISS artist H.R. Giger, who died this week, created the only alien in cinema history that is not a bit shit.

THE seventh X-Men film is as bewildering and nonsensical as its source material, it has been confirmed.

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD American boy who claims to have visited heaven has confirmed that everyone there was heavily armed.

MORE than 400,000 hits of acid, guaranteed to send people spiralling into the abyss, are being prepared for Metallica's performance at Glastonbury.