Arts & Entertainment

EVERY boyband of the 80s, 90s and 00s has merged into a hideous oozing blob.

TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.

THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.

THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.

A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he is some sort of artist.

THE Sun has confirmed it will continue to print bare breasts in a join-the-dots format.

A COLLECTION of original high street posters lost since the 1980s has been discovered in a bedroom in Bolton.

MALE Candy Crush Saga players are victims of a 'sugar ceiling', it has been claimed.

A HANDFUL of people you've never met have announced liking an album by James Blake.

THE new Call of Duty game will feature the exploits of the Territorial Army, the developers have revealed.