Arts & Entertainment

FERAL dance music genius David Guetta has been spotted foraging in a suburban garden.

J.K. ROWLING has revealed that her new book is actually called The Wizards of Poggly Boggle, and is not boring.

THE BBC runs a number of porn sites that cannot be viewed in the UK because they contain advertising, it has emerged.

BRITAIN is buzzing with theories about how Sherlock Holmes appeared to be dancing at the climax of Parade's End.

"What was it that first inspired an ancient monkey to fondle a potato?"

ATTEMPTING to keep abreast of television drama is the primary cause of stress in the UK, it has emerged.

BLOCKBUSTER drama Downton Abbey will this week finally tell the unvarnished truth to its cretins.

THE soul of the late American singer James Brown is expected to fetch £5 million at auction later today.

THE Duchess of Cambridge has expressed dismay at the DVD release of Deadly Desires II: The Temptress, an 'erotic murder mystery' in which she stars.