Arts & Entertainment

THE latest instalment of the Carry On film franchise is about saucy hi-jinks at The Guardian newspaper.

NEWS organisations are to report events in Game of Thrones as reality.

REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.

THE closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games will climax with the controlled demolition of Glasgow.

LADS’ mag Nuts is being relaunched for feminist readers.

US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began - with gratuitous anal sex and fascism.

THE heroes of teenage fiction are all far superior to the dull contemporaries who pick on them, it has been confirmed.

FANTASY series Game of Thrones is to return with an hour-long episode in which all the characters introduce themselves to camera.

BENEDICT Cumberbatch's Hamlet solves the murder of his father within 20 minutes.

ANT from Ant&Dec has been attacked outside a London pub by a drunken gang of high-brow television enthusiasts.