Arts & Entertainment

ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.

THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, will DJs playing increasingly hard techno.

PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.

THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.

THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.

THOUSANDS of middle class people are receiving emergency lack of perspective treatment following the cancellation of Secret Cinema.

SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.

THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.

THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.