Arts & Entertainment

THE North's contribution to British culture is to be recognised with the installation of a 60ft bronze meat pie in Hyde Park.

TORCHWOOD creator Russell T Davies has reacted angrily to cuts in the series by threatening to turn the BBC's entire TV output into a same-sex inter-galactic love-in.

TONY Blair actor Michael Sheen is to extend his repertoire of real-life characters by playing Red Rum in a BBC mini-series. 

ACTRESS Dame Judi Dench is to host this year's BAFTA Swearathon, it has been confirmed.

THE current series of Big Brother could be the best one yet, according to the person who has been watching it.

A HAUNTED-looking man arrived from the future last night to warn mankind of Terminator sequels so incredibly bad they will make you cry inside.

SEVEN million people in the UK are illegally downloading the sort of music and films you wouldn't pay for even as you heard the ominous click of a gun being cocked.

ITV freak show Britain Must Be Stopped last night defended its decision to show footage of an insane, dancing freak.

OFCOM, the broadcasting watchdog, is to launch a full-scale inquiry into televised nipples, it emerged last night.

BATTLESTAR Galactica was last night hailed as the most intelligent and thoughtful drama ever to be set on a battlestar.