Arts & Entertainment

IN devastating news for lovers of the nondescript and the homoeopathically dilute, Coldplay will stop recording in 2025. So how to replicate listening to Chris Martin and the other ones?

A MAN hopes the new Matrix film does not ruin the original trilogy, only one-third of which is any good.

WRITE a Christmas hit and you’ll never have to work again. Just follow these tried-and-tested steps.

DESPITE them being made up of about 40 pixels, your hormone-addled, adolescent brain somehow found a way to fancy these characters from 90s video games:

ARE you a bit of a coward, or perhaps just fond of your home comforts? Here’s how some classic films would have turned out badly if the protagonist had been you.

COUNTRYFILE pretends to be a gentle look at rural life, but its presenters who are intoxicating temptations you’d run away with tomorrow. These are its most enchanting prospects.

WANT to ruin someone’s favourite Christmas film by making them feel crap about enjoying it? Share these opinions.

A SEX and The City sequel with only Kim Cattrall begins on a rival channel tonight and is shitloads better than the other one. 

WE all love the culturally vibrant art form that is rap, but it can be problematic for Guardian readers like myself. Here are some lyrics I feel the artists should consider revising.

MUSIC has been confirmed to bring people together, specifically in groups of people who absolutely loathe that music.